SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!

yeah..i am.. right when i've just finished writing my last will and testament.. haha!

anyway, i was in the middle of some serious contemplation of my health issues (HELLYEAH, ITS JUST A COLD..WHAT NOW? HUH? HUH? HUH?) yesterday when i was tricked. tricked, i tell you! i went sniffing perfume samples on some magazines to see if my olfactory nerves are back in biz. no, i didn't actually save them for use when i go out. i know what you're thinking. i got all the perfume i need in bottles. yeah IN BOTTLES. so shut up.

so anyway. i was sniffing away at one, and thinking "well that's a kind of crappy perfume." then i flip to the back of the sample page, and what was i smelling? the new scent of tampax tampons. EWWWWWWWWW! why why why would they do this? i don't want to smell a tampon. i don't care if its just the scent and not the tampon. this is just not acceptable. what's wrong with you, tampon ad people?

oh well...nice to have my sense of smell back.

i feel guilty too. i'm here making a big fuss out of a simple cold when a lot of people out there are suffering worst.

i'm a bad bad person...

spank me...