SPAM SPAMMERS

so. i had a bunch of headings ready for this post, but they were borderline tacky/funny, so i refrained. see all the restraint i've learned? isn't it great? as you grow older you learn stuff you know. that, and humility, and patience, and greater understanding of the human condition, and...

oh, hehe

who am i kidding?

i think spammers should be ground like meat and put into cans like SPAM. yeah, the food...you know..

**insert evil laugh here

this wicked thought brings me back to those days of yore, back in those years, when SPAM came in a can with a little key that you had to twist to open it. i remember my nanny letting me open them. soon after that, the we kids boycotted spam, and i don't think she ever served it again.

still. ah, the memories.

anyway, since i loathe these spammers so much, i’m temporarily not accepting comments here.

now i'm sure someone said something witty and exciting, and perhaps relevant to the grand scheme of life, and i'll never know.

so, if you were that person, come back and try it again some other time! or hit me up on msn messenger.

yeap. yup. uh-huh.