JBJB

still wondering about my new addiction? well, here are some clues :

1) popcorn
2) kit kat
3) tofifee

umm..still don't know?? you suck! heheh *wink wink

anyway, i'm now eating (yes again..so what?!?!) jelly belly jelly beans my admirer neighbor gave me the other day. the thing is i don't understand the whole concept of jbjb. i mean if you are craving jelly beans, doesn't that usually mean you want something sweet?

so you are snacking along, minding your own business, sneaking jelly beans out from a jar under your bed, and BAM! a coffee flavored jelly bean. i just spit it in the garbage (i'm sure my nanny will love me more when she cleans up tomorrow). ok, i will be selective and pick a brightly colored one. oooh, or a white one. that can't be bad. what is this taste what is it, i say? marshmallow? if i wanted a marshmallow, i would eat a marshmallow! i want something jelly bean flavored! ok, a green one. i like all things green flavored. what? what? what? it is….uggh! jalapeno! blaaaaggggh!

i have discovered that i must consult the jelly belly chart before each and every bean. there are fifty flavors. almost half of them are weird.

i do like the buttered popcorn one, though. the thing is, you eat a jelly bean, and a little gets stuck in your teeth. then you eat a jelly bean of a clashing flavor, and it ruins the whole flavor experience.

if these weren't free, i would soooo ask for my money back.