holidays ..ahhhh..all the good stuff...gifts..parties...and food..yes lotsa (junk) FOOD!!! i've never eaten so much junk food in my life than now that even my thoughts are filled with it..bad huh??? oh well..y'all know i get some real crazy (stupid?) thoughts often...soooo.....
here are some things about junk food..
i wonder why the reese's peanut butter eggs at easter taste better than the reese's peanut butter trees at christmas? the eggs win, hands down. i think it's something to do with the shape. possibly, it's just the longing for something i can't have for several months. isn't a tree in the hand worth two eggs in the bush? one might think, but no. i should delete that tree/hand/eggs/bush part, but i'm not going to.
i still don't understand why doritos had to round the corners on their chips. first of all, have you ever known anyone who died tragically from bleeding to death via dorito cut? or, possibly, have you ever heard of a homicide involving doritos? i doubt it. second, the chips break in the bag, causing...yes indeedly...sharp corners. i bet there are some of you out there who don't even remember when doritos had sharp corners. that's sad.
holiday pepsi is just na-asty. you should try it. really you should.
that's all i have to say about junk food today...
i'll let you all in to some serious posts about me next time..okay?
here are some things about junk food..
i wonder why the reese's peanut butter eggs at easter taste better than the reese's peanut butter trees at christmas? the eggs win, hands down. i think it's something to do with the shape. possibly, it's just the longing for something i can't have for several months. isn't a tree in the hand worth two eggs in the bush? one might think, but no. i should delete that tree/hand/eggs/bush part, but i'm not going to.
i still don't understand why doritos had to round the corners on their chips. first of all, have you ever known anyone who died tragically from bleeding to death via dorito cut? or, possibly, have you ever heard of a homicide involving doritos? i doubt it. second, the chips break in the bag, causing...yes indeedly...sharp corners. i bet there are some of you out there who don't even remember when doritos had sharp corners. that's sad.
holiday pepsi is just na-asty. you should try it. really you should.
that's all i have to say about junk food today...
i'll let you all in to some serious posts about me next time..okay?
1 Comments:
HAHAH! You're are too freakin' cute. I swear it. Every damn time I read your blog I think "she's so fuckin' cute." 'Scuse my french. I didn't even know they rounded Dorito's. That upsets me. I had a system. I ate the sharp end first. And when using with dip, used the flat end. Bastards. Mmmm, Reeces cups! Or trees or eggs. It doesn't matter. It's peanut butter covered in chocolate.
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